Good news, people. I have returned from the land of fine chocolates, delectable cheeses and Roger Federer and my tales are rather plentiful.
younger brother Max met us at the harbor so
as to escort us onto the boat where Hannah’s dad Frederic owns a restaurant. It
was remarkable to say the least. We were served a variety of food items of whose
names I am still unaware and dined as the boat sailed through the harbor and
into the sunset. Now, despite
the fact that this dining experience was most certainly flirting with
perfection, I would be a dishonest blogger were I to skimp on some of more
rocky details of the evening. About a quarter of the way through the meal, all
the lights on the boat went out and we very briefly stopped moving. Then, about
halfway through the meal, all the lights on the boat went out and we very
briefly stopped moving. About three-quarters of the way through the meal, … I
think you get the idea. I hate to be a pessimist but I would be lying were I to
say that I could absolutely not suppress the urge to
start bellowing “My Heart Will Go On” at the top of my lungs. Fortunately,
technical issues were resolved and we arrived safely back at the dock, bellies
full of fine French cuisine.
The next day, Hannah took us on a walk
through the vineyards in their town of Satigny (they live slightly outside Geneva), which was very
exciting for the walk-lover in me. Typically, my walking routes consist of a
few laps around my neighborhood or the trek from Branscomb to the Commons so
you can imagine my delight over the fact that the three of us went on a walk to
France. In Texas, walking to the nearest Walgreens is a feat in and of itself,
so describing my simultaneous shock and elation over crossing a bridge into
another country by foot is not easy. It was absolutely beautiful and I was
able to experience yet another Hollywood moment as I straddled aforementioned bridge and
for a fleeting moment, resided in two places at once (See image below for
clarification on my film allusion).
Later that afternoon, we stopped at a flea market en route
to the Old Town where Liza and Hannah miraculously prevented me from purchasing a
heinous fuchsia blazer that inexplicably stole my heart (NOTE: I did purchase a
fine pair of 10 kroner earrings that will be featured again at the end of this
“post” – get it? Post? Unbearably clever, I know). In the Old Town, we braved
the cobblestone streets, sat on the longest bench in the world (NOTE: This
claim may be inaccurate, as everyone referred to it merely as ‘the longest
bench,’ but were unable to tell us the scope of this comparison. Therefore, it
is very possible that it is actually just the longest bench east of the
Mississippi), kicked a little girl off of a swing, and later in the evening,
went to a swanky little bar called Lounge 22 where we had the privilege of
listening to acoustic versions of Kanye West, Lady Gaga, etc.
Unfortunately, we had an early flight the next morning and
were not able to take in another day of Swiss beauty. Or ‘real food’ (NOTE:
This is not to say a negative word against the fine grocery establishment that
is Netto … I mean honestly, I am sure that unrefrigerated lettuce and
black/brown bananas are appealing in many cultures). However, in all
seriousness, Geneva was one of the most gorgeous places I have ever been and I
would love the opportunity to go back.
When we arrived back in Copenhagen, Liza and I were greeted
by Norrebro’s own version of a flea market with great finds including a large
stuffed Harry Potter doll, dirty flatware, and used bibs as well as an
unidentifiable man dressed in a cow suit sitting in our courtyard. Welcome back,
y’all.
On Monday, I had my first test of the semester in my Current
Trends in Mass Media class. And that is the end of that story.
Today, Josie and I went to a rather intense class at the gym
taught by a woman who I assume had a lovely physique although her plentiful
body art made it difficult to say for certain. We then came home and made a lovely
breakfast together before we both headed towards DIS to start our day. After a
long and intellectually taxing afternoon of class (NOTE: by “class,” I literally mean
one class), I attended a JDRF Denmark meeting at the University of Copenhagen
(UK). I have very much been looking forward to attending this meeting so you
can imagine my disappointment when it occurred to me that the meeting was going
to be held in Danish. Shocking. Perhaps I would not have been as frazzled by
this fact had I not arrived late after having to cut through a more-than-questionable apartment
complex on my bike, as, surprise, surprise, I got a
bit lost. However, I braved the meeting for the first hour or so (i.e., I caught up on some reading on my iPad) then introduced myself to Finn, the
executive director of the chapter. Finn was quite apologetic over the minor language barrier and also asked if I would be interested in speaking at their
gala in November, an offer I could not refuse. I will definitely keep you in
the loop as this exciting opportunity unfolds.
This evening was somewhat uneventful but as promised, we will now re-visit the tale of my flea market earrings. I
went to remove them from my lobes a little while ago, only to find that said
removal was not an option. The posts were a bit thicker than I had realized and over the course of the day, had become stuck inside my reddening and swelling ears. It is at times like these
that I realize how truly fortunate I am to live in a supportive environment,
full of loving comrades, as when I ran into Devon and Liza’s room, they immediately
went for the demonic little creatures (the earrings) while Dan offered to hold my
hand. Now, if that doesn’t scream “community” then I don’t know what does.
That
is all for now. I must go remedy the apocalyptic space that is my room. Thanks
for putting up with this (and my many other) rather verbose post.
Farvel!
Ord af dagen: “smerte” = “pain” (As in, "My friend held my
hand during a painful jewelry removal procedure, as I was in horrible smerte.”)